Saturday, June 14, 2008

Hernianic Titanic



My doctor gave me a couple of booklets on what a hernia is, and how to prepare for surgery. I could, of course, have read them thoroughly, and be prepared for my surgery. Or I could just laugh at the funny pictures.

I think the choice was pretty obvious.

But then I thought, why keep all the fun to myself? Why not have you, the reader, come up with your own captions for these absolutely realistic and informative images?

Just type your captions in the "comments" area at the end of each post. It's like Mystery Science Theater 3000, only none of the images move, and you have to do all the work yourself!

Ex:

"Can you believe I just gave birth to this thing?"

Write your own caption in the comments section!

2 comments:

Mongoose said...

"You mean you are supposed to empty this thing when it gets full? Ha ha ha, I thought it was getting a little heavy..."

Anonymous said...

(top picture)
Ask your doctor if stuffing strawberries in your pants is right for you.

And is there a little guy in his crotch waving a surrender flag?