With less than an hour before I go to the outpatient clinic (for my hernia, not whatever else you're thinking, sick-o), I've had to tally the votes. And the winner is:
Battlestar Ballectomy!
Congratulations, you … you who suggested taking the great taste of science fiction and combining it with minor surgery! Had I been more organized, I would have kept track of who submitted what, and could give proper credit to the winner (Allie? Was it you, Allie?).
So, winner, please print this:
(YOUR NAME HERE), being of sound mind and sick sense of humor, having successfully taken the two minutes to submit an entry to the Great Hernia Contest of 2008, and possibly having completed a pottery course at the local adult learning annex, earns the right to hang this Certificate of Something upon thy 'fridge.
Signed, this day, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 AD
John
You may now kiss the bride
As an aside, I was unable to vote, but I was very happy this entry won, if only because Battlestar is like, the best show ever.
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OMG!!! I'M SO FRICKIN' EXCITED!!!!
I would like to thank God, my parents, and Husher for having his area cut in to.
Thank you so much. You like me...you really like me!!!
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